People are always looking into things and looking for signs of what things mean. . He was 40. [crowd claps] Theyve got the coexist bumper sticker on theback listening to NPR knitting a hemp scarf If I see a Prius going fast, Im like: Good for you! I dont know why it is. I didnt graduate college. I dont know if thats true. Want to walk it like a dog, yeah Itll put everything in perspective. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. - Oh, and a Diet Coke." Ellen DeGeneres -Thats how we do it, dont know. Im not really vegan, I say it for the joke. They just put the room in the air. Yeah, but I got one in the hand so -But theres two in the bush. Theyre looking at me, and Im looking atthem and I get back in the car and I pull around. If you put your money where your mouth is, you might end up swallowing a penny. I love that phrase. Im just gonna keep shoes on, theyre not gonna see that. Then you go tosomebodys house and they have a shoes-off policy. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? I dont understand what fleas do even. Does that cancel it out in any way or What if I had two cats, does that make mequestioning or am I not quite gay at that point? Everybodys fine with that. She established The Ellen DeGeneres Wildlife Fund to save the mountain gorillas. In the end, everything will be all right. "The truth is, I always trust my . 05:07. [message received noise] [crowd laughs] Id send her this. I dont know, I just guessed. They dont. And the green beans on the side. Ellen Degeneres: (05:38) You were helping us for a minute there. I was vegan for 8 years and I really do believe that is great for you. "I learned. Im sure you have it archived. She took a chance on me. Ellen Degeneres: (07:49) And the haters are gonna hate, hate, hate, hate. Yep, you could get that for sure. Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. Does it work? Thank you. I like my job. They believe we are spiritual beings having a material experience in thematerial world and the mantra that theysay is: Know the truth. And the truth is, there is no pain unless you give it pain with your mind. But the only memory, I have a couple ofmemories when we would go to a gasstation when I was a little girl. I had no job, I had no car, no money. So there's that. Not from graduation, it was something else. Ellen Degeneres: (02:17) You dont buy a ladder when youre a teenager. This performance video featuring comic Ellen DeGeneres gets a simple treatment for its release on DVD. Thats I do have an injury thats kind of a problem for working out now. Are there ten I just guessed. And its not about the money. You know, like, were gonna go home later that night lying in bed talking: I still cant get over that waiter. View history Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now is a stand-up comedy routine that was shown on HBO. Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. This is ridiculous. And hum So Im sitting in the solarium eating mybreakfast and I was on my third or fourth bite of cutepineapple that Batu was feeding me and I said: Batu, Im not hungry, Ive lost my appetite. [crowd laughs] [claps] I wrote that at 3 a.m. They should be wherever theyre supposedto be. If youre graduating high school, congratulations. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. These are good, I like these. Got birds and Im runnin, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah Mazel tov. Democratic Senate candidate Beto O'Rourke dropped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday to discuss a number of topics, including a mini speech he gave about his feelings on NFL . But that's exactly where she found herself in 1997 when she broke out of the professional closet she'd inhabited since becoming a standup comic. So, I think, you know, if more gay peoplewould endorse and not in acommercial, like, but, although Can you imagine: Hi, Im Ellen DeGeneres. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up No, thats not what you do. And when I married Portia, she had a little ladder. Ill take my black American Express card and Ill just squeeze it. Start your free trial to watch Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now and other popular TV shows and movies including new releases, classics, Hulu Originals, and more. But it was the best part of my journey. Yep, the green beans. Again! Get a weekly digest of the weeks most important transcripts in your inbox. Thats the thing about the internet and social media has changed all of our lives. After vowing that she does like the star, she was informed by her executive producer that she was,. I dont deserve it, give it to thelady there. Ellen Degeneres: (03:17) DUSS with my boo bae, tastes like . So my entire childhood, I never had a vaccination, never had any medicine. "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" came to an end on Thursday, wrapping a 19-season run. I was like [crowd laughs] I was on Aspirin a lot. With tear-stained cheeks, Ellen DeGeneres signed off her chatshow for the final time on Thursday, ending a daytime TV juggernaut that had lasted 19 years. [message sent noise] [crowd laughs] She sends me this. Its down the hall pass the Medal of Freedom, pass the Emmys pass the Peoples Choice Awards past the Kids Choice Awards, the Teens Choice Awards the Mark Twain Prize, the Peabody. I'm bringing back some classic punchlines this week. Sit down and eat and pay and leave, right? I had gotten to the point where it was more important for me to feel proud of who I was and live my truth than worry about what other people thought of me. There were fleas everywhere. I dont No. At summit talks youll hear them speak Ellen DeGeneres : "I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a hot dog, Milk Duds, Snocaps. I dont know why they insist on doing it. DeGeneres became my favorite comic within one hour of Im pretty sure that, you know -Doctor, sometimes I worry -Ive heardenough. [crowd laughs] [claps], I dont have that many childhood memories. But you know, so then I grew up going: Oh, celebrities! I guess,everybodys like that but like, I mean, Iwas 16. Its usually a Prius, isnt it? Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (1,088) 7.6 60min 2003 X-Ray 7+ Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. "Hi Everyone, I want to let you all know . Finesse and nanno with some counterfeits We dont try socks on because we trust Because the size is so Its likesize three through 11. Shouldnt be a problem. Oh my God, it was so hard but It is so worth it cause when you get there and you see this thing five feet away from you So majestic, so beautiful. Shake it off.. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Every time wed go get a dollars worth of gas so Im like: Just fill it up once, just And Ilook back now and Im like: Oh, we were poor. Thats why. But And its a wonderful thing, it is, but heres the downside I can never do anything unkind, ever now,ever. And then Ill do yoga on the pier. millionaire | 15K views, 250 likes, 55 loves, 35 comments, 8 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Ellen DeGeneres: I bet each one of these kids is a millionaire by now. It does get better. Was there a problem with the meal, everything OK? Thank you. Ellen Degeneres: (00:00) So I was having pain in my thirdand fourthtoe. Like Oprah, Ellen, which premiered on Sept. 8, 2003, was a solid hit.With a mix of DeGeneres's witty banter and dance moves, which she showed off daily at the top of the show, celebrity interviews . What do you guys think, do you like them? Ellen Degeneres: (02:02) The talk show was put on pause after Ellen tested positive for COVID-19. Fair use is permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Andy Lassner: (06:14) Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. Where do you get your protein? Go back and watch the special but Anyway, I finished writing it. Thank you. I was so angry atfleas and I was like And I just thoughtthey must do something because I do trulybelieve that everything in nature works together. Industry-leading accurate legal transcription to ensure you dont miss a statement. That is lovely energy. Ellen was introduced by Tulane president Scott Cowen. You say: Id like to try those on a size six. They come out with boxes. The Ellen DeGeneres Show March 8, 2004 Ellen: Please give a warm welcome to Golden Globe and Emmy award winner Gillian Anderson! I split my knee open and my bone wasexposed. Thats what Ive noticed. My parents were obsessed with celebrities and so, hi, here I am. Ellen Degeneres: (00:47) When when you have a house, and the bigger the house the more ladders. Thats what they should be doing. She starred in two television sitcoms, Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and The Ellen Show from 2001 to 2002. He did. In Rwanda, so So we went to Rwanda for my birthday this summer to go see the mountain gorillas and see the the site where were building my campus, and it was unbelievable. We saw the first wave of disapproval after DeGeneres attempted to rehabilitate the . In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter published on Wednesday, Ms. DeGeneres denied that the workplace allegations had anything to do with her departure, saying she had long known 2022 would. Nearly a decade later in 1994, DeGeneres was still very much in the closet when her sitcom Ellen went on air. I know how important that is. Is there a teacher tWitch that you want to give a shout out to? High school graduation was my favorite graduation ceremony. I really dont like to judge, except forpeople who say libary. We have the song like: Oh my God, thats my song. And if were at a club and that song comes on you wanna dance but you will not dance until you hit the designated dance floor. USA TODAY. My friend has really upset me by what hesaid. And he said: Well then, I shall draw you a bathmaam. And I said: You dont have to announceit all the time. Oh my God, youre so happy Im not vegan. That is definitely I lost my sitcom whenI came out and Its not like nobodywarned me. It was filmed at the Beacon Theatre on Broadway in New York City, New York on May 2, 2003. [rap song playing] Yeah, yeah, Ay, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances But I said: What do I do about that? He said: Nothing. It took three years for me to get back ontelevision. Just Is Ellen wearing a necklace? That was a mistake, too. And thats when you grow and thats what we all want. And, its a big You can imagine howbig the bathroom is. Make a n i g g a want to grab that, autograph that And, so when I was offered this talk show I was really excited about it, but they were trying to sell the talk show and a lot of people didnt wanna buy it because no one thought theyd watch. The "Ellen DeGeneres Show" is currently in its 18th season and will end after Season 19. Is that the largest popcorn you've got there, that bucket? Youre vegan? Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Id like to speak to the manager. Thats Thats my Happy Birthday fist right there. Now, its still on the wrong side because Ive just pulled around. Theres like There is a make-up display theres is a curling iron, hair extensions crudits Oh, are those strawberries in season? Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah. And so I had to move out of the place we were living cause I couldnt afford to live there anymore. Ellen Degeneres: (03:42) Required fields are marked *. Theres a AA battery. And Im gonna do that with my finger for a while because, I dont wanna judge. I had a successful sitcom. Do you want them? [crowd laughs] Shoe salesmen are like no other salesmen for any other thing you buy. Im laying on the sofa, I have my phone. I That could be right for you. And now, I saw an advertisementfor a pill that stops headaches andmigraines before they start. Anyway, it turns out that its May, in case you lost track out there. My dadwould only get a dollars worth of gas, all thetime. I had to learn about it on the commercial. Bread has been around forever. And my dad told me to know the truthand I said: Well the truth is My bone is exposing its material-self to the material world. A famously awkward interview clip of actress Dakota Johnson calling out TV host Ellen Degeneres resurfaced on Wednesday as fans joke that Johnson caused the show's demise. OK. Did someone have a bird in the hand and said: Theres two in the bush. Is there a special chicken that youd like to give a shout out to? Thank you. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (2003) - full transcript Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. Cause Id like it to come out right. Its just so Im filled withanxiety when they come up to the table and they just come up and: And thelady will have? The ladder is an adult purchase if you really think about it. I heard he was coming to the party. Yeah, they really made it known that celebrities wear something and I remember, Charlton Heston came to town and I was four years old and everybody was crowdingaround trying to get a good look at Charlton Heston. Just Hows this gonna go? And, even though I knew that was gonna be difficult. Ellen DeGeneres is going home, again. Im the be-kind girl. I mean, the fact that he has that, you know, title of sliced bread. And theyre still looking at me And Im like: I dont wanna looklike an idiot. So, I just filled up the back seat. Please, change. If you are graduating this year, first of all, I want to say congratulations. Ive seen that in the brochure, and Ill bring a poncho in case theres a bonfire on the beach. I gotta get home to feed my cats. And She said: Oh, how many cats do you have? And I said: Three. And she goes: Oh, you area lesbian. [crowd claps] I said: I got news for you,thats not what makes you a lesbian, its Nuts Its other stuff. 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